Hi Everybody,
You wanted updates so you gottem. Tommy clawed opened a package of mushrooms the other day as we were bringing in the groceries, yesterday he tore the top off a carton of rice milk and pushed it over so it flooded across the basement floor. Just before going to sleep in the laundry basket he chewed the top off another carton and punctured one more earning him the nickname "Can opener". Later he put his nose and claw marks into some grout I had filled in under the bath stall. In revenge I sold him to a travelling circus as a rare masked gopher.
Dougie is with us now too, he has two broken upper K9s. The right one is healing well, the left one will be removed by Dr. Mike on Tuesday. Until then he is staying with us and playing with Guido. He has taken a liking to soup which is a good thing 'cause he looks skinny. Does anyone have a weight for him while he was at the shelter? Bailey will not eat my pedestrian swill like soup. Arrogant bastard! I have taken his smoking jacket and cigars and threatened to burn them using his VSOP brandy as starter fluid if he doesn't smarten up!
Curmudgeonly yours,
Steve
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